i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us
BILLLLLL COMPTON! !
I’M SO PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS I’M GONNA SHOVE A CANDY CANE UP MY ASS
please do not do that
if it can fly
it should die
Also, if you want, send me asks on what caused it, I’m not asking for a story ( u may write one if you wish, but for those who don’t want to just put what caused it, whether its deadlines, homework, people in school, teachers, projects, tests, etc.) It’d mean alot
*edit*: Also, if you feel like you’re a disappointment/failure to your parents, or if you parents pressure you with school.
My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place
i’m in friend love with all of you
macklemore didn’t die in a thrift shop for this
HOW CAN IT BE TOO SOON MACKLEMORE IS NOT DEAD
Sundays are one of the main reasons why I want a boyfriend because what does anyone even do on a Sunday like if I had a boyfriend I could do him
or OR YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY AND GET THAT DIRTY MIND CLEANSED BY THE LORD